Adapted from Crank

Hello.
Hey, gorgeous. I miss you.
Melted butter.
Oh, Adam. Me too.
I can't stay on long.
Phone bills you know.
Hot butter burned.
Ok.
Just want you to know i love you.
Burned good.
Me too. Always.
Lince is coming home tomorrow.
She'll be okay.
Burned bad.
I'm glad.
Bree? I've been thinking.
We're a long way apart.
Sizzled.
I know.
So I think we should give each other permission to see other people.
Spattered.
You want permission?
You have mine.
Just think of me from time to time.
Welted.
I don't need your permission, Buddy.
And you obviously don't need mine.
Well, ok then.
Better go.
Keep in touch.
I really do love you.
SCARRED